What I Learned from Ex's
Since I saw this is Lena Dunham's book, I figured I should try. Truly I only have one ex but it felt like my heart had been broken four times so.... I guess I better try.
James
- Some guys will never notice you
- Some guys will find you unattractive
- Just cause they are beautiful doesn't mean they are nice
- You will never impress them
- Dreaming about them is pointlesss
- I got into the fine arts to prove myself beautiful to him
- In the end, I learned about feeling beautiful
Graham
- Some guys will secretly like you
- Unattractive guys have issues
- Lazy guys don't want to try hard
- Atheists have grudges
- You can't become a tomboy to make these guys like you
- You can't make yourself mentally ill to make these guys like you
- These guys will steal your friends / date your friends
- How passion for something is important - though he was never impressed by my writing
- How you should let someone go if they don't want you
- How sexual attraction doesn't mean they want you
- How you can't get in the way of true love even if you're heartbroken
Alexander
- Guys will say anything to get a girl in bed - even lie about a dead girlfriend
- They will also believe their lies
- And so will their parents
- They will blame you for everything. This means nothing because
- They are narcissistic
- They are sex addicts
- And ultimately, they are probably gay
- But they'll stay straight all their lives cause God told them to
- How guys want someone who shares their interests
- How guys will mope over their first girlfriend years and years later, comparing every girl to her
- That at some point, you have to give up. Cause their moms don't like you and it says not worth trying anymore
Spencer
- Sometimes you meet your soulmate
- Though he doesn't see himself as your soulmate
- And he is afraid of relationships
- Though he also may just not like you
- No matter what you do, you will push him away
- He will move far away and still text you, though he doesn't want you to have hope
- You will compare every guy to him
- You will have to learn to be self-sufficient even though he's gone
- Even though he may still break your heart
- Even if he's fucking someone else
- He made you more open-minded to liberalism, religion, and life
James
- Some guys will never notice you
- Some guys will find you unattractive
- Just cause they are beautiful doesn't mean they are nice
- You will never impress them
- Dreaming about them is pointlesss
- I got into the fine arts to prove myself beautiful to him
- In the end, I learned about feeling beautiful
Graham
- Some guys will secretly like you
- Unattractive guys have issues
- Lazy guys don't want to try hard
- Atheists have grudges
- You can't become a tomboy to make these guys like you
- You can't make yourself mentally ill to make these guys like you
- These guys will steal your friends / date your friends
- How passion for something is important - though he was never impressed by my writing
- How you should let someone go if they don't want you
- How sexual attraction doesn't mean they want you
- How you can't get in the way of true love even if you're heartbroken
Alexander
- Guys will say anything to get a girl in bed - even lie about a dead girlfriend
- They will also believe their lies
- And so will their parents
- They will blame you for everything. This means nothing because
- They are narcissistic
- They are sex addicts
- And ultimately, they are probably gay
- But they'll stay straight all their lives cause God told them to
- How guys want someone who shares their interests
- How guys will mope over their first girlfriend years and years later, comparing every girl to her
- That at some point, you have to give up. Cause their moms don't like you and it says not worth trying anymore
Spencer
- Sometimes you meet your soulmate
- Though he doesn't see himself as your soulmate
- And he is afraid of relationships
- Though he also may just not like you
- No matter what you do, you will push him away
- He will move far away and still text you, though he doesn't want you to have hope
- You will compare every guy to him
- You will have to learn to be self-sufficient even though he's gone
- Even though he may still break your heart
- Even if he's fucking someone else
- He made you more open-minded to liberalism, religion, and life
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